I'm delivering you the pizza of your dreams!

What's on it?

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

Oh, the possibilities...

I like to keep my pizza simple. Too many toppings and it becomes hard to distinguish the individual flavors. Pepperoni and black olive is classic, but since this is pizza of my dreams, too basic. Ham and sauerkraut is actually quite good on a pie, but again, not dream pizza worthy.

White garlic sauce, sun-dried tomatoes, artichoke hearts, and chicken.

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

thick bready crust (like Pizzahut's thick crust) with only half the amount of sauce, mushrooms, artichoke hearts and extra cheese ... if I'm up to it, add italian sausage. YUM!

You must have dreads and be a rasta

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from my fave Mellow Mushroom

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Do they have a box long enough for you to be on top of my pizza?

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I don't wanna sound sheepish. But, if a pizza is coming to me and you're delivering . . .
Perhaps a rather . . very exotic pizza!

Hmm?....
Mutton could be ok if maybe it was with
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A leg o' lamb 'n' a piece o' ewe!

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

WildIrish wants a LARGE.

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Silly men. I'm not on the ingredient list! Pick again!!!!!!!

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

PF will have panties on his.


I'll take ham and pineapple.

The menu is unlimited and my taste buds are in extra over indulgence drive. Therefore, I'll settle for everything on the thin crust please. And a bottomless root beer!

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

Muck as I love Pan pizza, in the interest of watching my blood sugar, I'll have VERY thin crust...easy on the sauce, I don't want anything to drown, & if there's a big puddle of sauce anywhere it gets sent back...plenty of mushrooms, plenty of crumbled beef & bacon, and yeh...Double pepperoni, no triple, bake it hot so the ones on top are a little crispy...I'll take a Pepcid just after I call the order in...And because all this needs a proper foundation, lots n lotsa mozzerella...tell your boss to turn his head while you dump handfuls of cheese on as a 2nd layer...

No worry, I'll figure out some way to explain my cholesterol reading to my doc 2 months from now...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Hmmmmm ... I'll take a thin crust Supreme or a Chicago style pizza.

Now, do you pull the ding-dong when it's ready or do you just ring the doorbell?

How about nude delivery women?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

right now a thick, greasy, crunchy-on-the-outside/chewy-in-the-middle crust with hot sauce, creamy bleu cheese dressing and crispy chicken bits sounds sooooo good. throw some shredded lettuce on top after you bake it and don't close the box lid all the way- you'l make my pizza gooey!

get here in less than 20 minutes and i'll make it worth your while.

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The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

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