02-01-2007, 06:08 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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PantyFanatic and His Bestest Friendē
Now Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Till now I've never used PF's real name. Just remember...what happens at Pixies stays at Pixies!
Sven and Olaf
Sven and Olaf worked together in a factory and both were laid off.
So...dey went to da Unemployment Office togedder.
Asked his occupation, Olaf said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic on to
ladies cotton panties."
The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled
labor, she gave Olaf $300 a week in unemployment pay.
Sven was asked his occupation. He replied, "Diesel Fitter". Since Diesel
Fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.
When Olaf found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the
office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his
benefits.
The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled, and Diesel Fitters
are skilled labor."
"What skill?", yelled Olaf. "I sew da elastic on da panties. Olaf puts
dem over his head and says, "Yah, ------------- DEEZ'LL FIT HER."
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02-01-2007, 06:11 PM
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Why can I see that in my mind's eye, complete with coloured braces?
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02-01-2007, 06:13 PM
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02-01-2007, 06:18 PM
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Leo was right
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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02-01-2007, 06:38 PM
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pixie of the wood
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lmao
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02-01-2007, 07:15 PM
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Missing the Angels
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I needed a laugh and that did it!!!!!!
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02-01-2007, 08:40 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Hey Olaf, good job your doing. LMAO
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02-01-2007, 10:21 PM
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1 of 8,029,150,258
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Originally Posted by LixyChick
..... Olaf puts
dem over his head and says, "Yah, ------------- DEEZ'LL FIT HER."
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Yah, and you tink dis is easy to be not tuchen da schwancher in front of da Olaf? 
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02-02-2007, 06:17 AM
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Just me.
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02-02-2007, 09:35 AM
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Pixies Horse Widower
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My nose hurts, I snorted so hard!!! 
DM
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Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
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02-02-2007, 10:21 AM
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Jizz-Lobber
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So dumb ..............................
that I laughed out loud.
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02-06-2007, 05:51 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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LMFAO@ you guys!
I love your av MrBrownstone! Here's looking up Axle's nose!
*kisses dm's boo boo*
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02-07-2007, 07:38 AM
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Pixies Horse Widower
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Originally Posted by LixyChick
LMFAO@ you guys!
I love your av MrBrownstone! Here's looking up Axle's nose!
*kisses dm's boo boo*
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WooHOOOOOOOOO! Lixy kissed my boo boo! 
DM
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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind
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