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02-24-2005, 11:31 PM
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Guys only: most embarrassing hard-on
Gotta know this: when was your most embarrassing hard-on?
Mine would probably be when I walked into my old World History teacher's room for the first time, her being drop-dead GORGEOUS.. :devilish:
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02-25-2005, 02:55 AM
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Freeze!
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Mine would have to be walking with my (now ex-wife) through a shopping mall. I had boxers on that day instead of jocks. Big mistake. The silk rubbing on my penis was enough to get things going. In the end I had to sit down to hide it.
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02-25-2005, 11:54 AM
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Gotta be the age old at the pool. Lots of girls in bikini's. Grandma tells me to come out of the pool for lunch. I wasn't about to move.
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02-25-2005, 01:05 PM
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Oh man, hadn't even thought about it in years. I was dating a young lady and things were going OK but sex hadn't entered the picture. We'd gotten in from a date and were smooching in her front yard. I notice my boner seemed a little freer than usual... fortunately the lights were low cuz when I glanced down he was standing there at attention in full view! My pants were unzipped. I managed to corral him kind of awkwardly and she pretended not to notice but I was embarrassed. I think I was 20 or so. She was 18 I think.
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02-25-2005, 02:11 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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That would be answering the motel room door when the firemen wanted to evacuate because of reports of smoke.
And no...it wasn't because I hadn't used lube! Smartasses! ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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02-25-2005, 03:16 PM
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I ate my way through a fire alarm once LOL in a motel in Myrtle Beach... it was sooooo relieved to find out it was a false alarm. What can I say, Aussie treats are so good you don't want to stop!
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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates
Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
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02-25-2005, 04:02 PM
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![boobs](images/smilies/boobs.gif) cause you said "guys only"~ I'll take my embarassingly arroused nipples and post elsewhere ![Wink](images/smilies/wink.gif)
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02-25-2005, 05:52 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Not so fast, maybe you can hide them.
Quick...shove them into my mouth!
Ummm.........I was talking to Lilith. lmfao
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For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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02-25-2005, 06:07 PM
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yada, yada, yada
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the one that showed up about 10 minutes late LOL
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02-25-2005, 08:59 PM
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In a grocery store.Ralphs I think it was.I poped in for a couple of items wearing only a sweat suit.Draw string pants and a hooded zippered up top.The lady in front of me in line was about 42 and gorgeous.She wore an off the shoulder sweater and no brassiere. When she bend down to pick up the last of her items, SCHWIIING!!!!!!! it was tent city. She must have seen it,because she gave me a smile......
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02-25-2005, 09:47 PM
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*Fervently thanking God that the cock I worship and adore does NOT grow on my body* (am also very thankful that wet pussies aren't as obvious as hard cocks are!)
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02-25-2005, 10:21 PM
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The most embarassed I got was when I was in my twenties. Back then, most guys used to wear speedos to the beach. I would get a perfectly normal response to attractive females and it was amply evident in the suit, much to my embarassment. I usually found my towel and laid down on my stomach till the erection subsided. Thats why I used to get most of my sunburns on my back. :nopics:
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02-28-2005, 11:54 AM
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Years ago when I went to the Doctor to get my nuts cut. A nurse shaved me and I got hard. She just looked at me and smiled. "It happens all the time", she said.
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03-01-2005, 02:12 PM
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i know i know you said guys only but curiousity got the better of me! as it always does
um... could someone enlighten me as to why one gets their 'nuts cut'???
i feel very nieve... lol
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03-01-2005, 02:51 PM
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I suspect he's talking about a vasectomy. That would be my guess anyway.
Not sure when my most embarrassing experience was since just about anytime in a public place could cause a bit of nervousness. Pool or beach and swimsuits probably the most likely since there's less concealment.
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