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Interesting facts
Some of them might actually be true. Well, some one has to make them up, even if they're not.
#1:
Ground beef comes from subterranean cows.
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11-11-2015, 12:05 AM
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#2
Except for physical and mental issues ... the older you get the younger you feel.
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#3 The longer and harder you bash your head against the brick wall, the more chance you'll have of breaking through.
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#4 Climbing the ladder of success goes easy ... if you've got a good ladder with no broken rungs and they're not slippery from the rains or snows of life.
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12-24-2015, 02:46 PM
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#5 Smoke detectors warn you about two things: a) Fire Hazard & b) Your abilities in the kitchen.
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#6 Income taxes are not a problem if your income is low enough.
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12-27-2015, 11:34 AM
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#7 “Facebook Addiction Disorder” is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists.
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#8 Congress is debating a new law that all homeowners will have to post a new sign on each of their rest rooms that contains baths or showers: "Nude bathers may be encountered beyond this point," so as not to offend anyone who tries to enter.
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#39 Facebook, YouTube and Twitter are all banned in PRP.
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#10: Performing a self-appendectomy is a great way to save money and loose weight.
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#11: A new law determined that STOP signs are advisory and not to be enforced.
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#12 Bottled water is safe to use directly as an enema.
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#13 We have a congress considering redefining a year to consist of 365 1-day months so that every day can be both a New Year's Eve and a New Years Day. They're only have trouble coming up with enough good names for each month. ![shrug](images/smilies/noidea.gif)
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#14 Before ice hockey games, the pucks are frozen to prevent them from bouncing during play.
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#15 Baseball first started as a contest between two brothers ... one would make a fly take off and the other tried to hit it with a swatter. After three swatting attempts, they switched.
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