02-26-2011, 12:18 AM
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Hrny Bstrd
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You say "A ho(e) in the garden is worth two in the bush." and I say "Keep your bush trimmed."
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03-01-2011, 04:32 PM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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You say "Keep your bush trimmed.", and I say "weed whacker/sex toy".
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03-02-2011, 03:48 AM
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Just me.
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You say, "weed whacker/sex toy," and I say, "furry, scurry, wang, bang."
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03-05-2011, 04:21 AM
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Just me.
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You (I) say, "Furry, scurry, wang, bang," and I say, "A bang a day keeps sex in play."
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03-10-2011, 08:51 PM
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Hrny Bstrd
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You say, "A bang a day keeps sex in play." I say "My place or hers?"
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03-11-2011, 01:19 PM
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You say "my place or hers", and I say "what's wrong with living under a rock?"
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03-15-2011, 03:12 AM
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You say, "What's wrong with living under a rock?" and I say, "If the bed is comfy, go for it."
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04-30-2011, 10:54 AM
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You say, "If the bed is comfy, go for it," and I say, "There's nothing like a freshly-breaked bed."
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05-01-2011, 03:18 AM
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Just me.
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You say, "There's nothing like a freshly-breaked bed" and I say, "I think I hear the oven crying, 'Cum on in!'"
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06-27-2011, 05:13 AM
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I said, "I think I hear the oven crying, 'Cum on in!'" and I now say, "That's one way to get a threesome."
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06-27-2011, 08:56 AM
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You say, "That's one way to get a threesome.", and I say, "There's more than one goat involved."
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06-28-2011, 04:51 AM
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You say, "There's more than one goat involved" and I say, "It was either them or the ducks."  |
01-10-2012, 08:55 PM
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Learning to talk sexy
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You say "Its either them or the ducks" and I say "love a flaming duck!"
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01-12-2012, 05:03 AM
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You say love a flaming duck and I say turn up the grill cuz' it'll be a hot time in the ol' town tonight.
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01-12-2012, 06:09 PM
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You say hot time int the old town tonight, and I say I'll take warm sex over necrophilia.
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