Harley's 100th. Anniversary




The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!"

Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."

God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman???"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

"1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;

"2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

"3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

"4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

"5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

LMAO ~ Excellent Love Diva!!!!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

He's going to love it.

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Lovediva,

Good one!

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Eudaimonia

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Diva---I appreciate it,but FYI,I don't own&never have owened a
HD!My bike of choice is a Triumph!Having owned motorcycle repair
shops,I have had many Harleys apart.I always said-"I will work on
them but never own one!"I know this will piss,many people off,but
they are rider, owners&I am a rider,mechanic!I have been riding,
for over 44yrs&have been to Triumph factory school.I got an"A" in
mechanics&an "A+"in advanced mechanics.In 44+yrs,I have never
"pushed"a bike home.I don't know everything,but I'll stick with my
choice. Irish
P.S.No matter what the brand.All of the popular brands,cost a small fortune now.
P.P.S.No matter what you ride,at least you're riding!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Irish,

Triumph is a Brit bike, isn't it?

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Eudaimonia

I knew that!!!!!!!!! You have told us plenty of times!!


I just thought it would of brought a smirk to your face!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

jseal---Yes,it is!I don't know if they're still in business.I was
referring to the "older ones".The last ones,that I saw pictures
of,looked like a "crotch rocket"!I personaly don't like that style!
For my personal bike,I started with a stock Triumph,& would then
chop& customize it.My current bike is a '71 Triumph(Bonne)that I
bought new in Conn.in 1971.I have since put on an 8"extended
front end,Harley rear wheel spoked to a Triumph hub,painted
Imron black with Kelly Green pin striping,extensive engine speed
modifications,& many hand made accessories.You don't find many
hand-made parts anymore,but I have been building this,for many
years!It is old(age-wise)but if I had to ride it to Calif..this afternoon,it would be no problem.On the other hand,I put a 'Hard-
tail"on it & I don't know if I'd make it at my age! Irish
P.S.They used to have East & West coast,factorys(Maryland&California)I don't know if they still do.I am"officially"not
in business anymore!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Sounds like a dildo to me!!!!!!!!!!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Diva---It depends on who's riding it!Seriously,I have had many women,tell me,that they orgasmed from the vibrations of a motor-
cycle seat!It makes sense,because,most of the women that I have known,climax thru clitoral stimulation.I have known,1 woman,that said she masturbated vaginally,2 that said either,&
the rest were by clitoris! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Irish,

Triumph not in business? Oh no! You're not telling me that another icon of the British Empire has passed away, are you! Next you'll be saying that BSA is insolvent also!

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Eudaimonia

I've even heard roomers that my first and only scoot isn't doing it anymore Irish. That Indian, gate shift wasn't that quick anyway.







(*pssssssst*........ Irish... I think Triumph is still doing their thing. They had their 100th anniversary last year. That's where your avatar came from. It had a big "100" in the wreath before I worked it over )

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P.F.The first bike that I learned on,was a '48 HD,with a gate
(tank-side)shift.You didn't drop it,because I was 15 & it would
squash me!(incentive?)My father used to ride an Indian,with
a"gate"shift! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

jseal---The first motorcycle,that was registered in my name,
was a BSA.BSA stood for British Small Arms.In one year,I rebuilt
4 friends Nortons.1 850 & 3 750s.Another friend owned a Norton
& an HD at the same time.He also owned a "Biker"bar that I used to hang out at.He did alot of "Hard"drugs & drank alot.He quit everything & straightened out.He then commited suicide.
Moral:???? Irish
P.S.BSA,Triumph & Norton,were all British made bikes!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)