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You wanna put that where?
What is the oddest sexual request you have ever recieved?
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03-03-2008, 01:22 PM
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Do the many invites I've had to go fuck myself count?
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03-03-2008, 03:59 PM
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I've had some really crazy wild requests but the most disgusting one was by a guy who asked if he could watch me get off on a cadaver! ewwwwww!! Not only gross but illegal and just NO FUCKIN WAY!!
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03-03-2008, 05:56 PM
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Teddy Bear you win, if you call that winning, hands down....wow!
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03-03-2008, 07:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Teddy Bear
I've had some really crazy wild requests but the most disgusting one was by a guy who asked if he could watch me get off on a cadaver! ewwwwww!! Not only gross but illegal and just NO FUCKIN WAY!!
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What part of a person's brain would even let them think that was on OK request? I understand there are people out there who are into that sort of thing but you'd think they would understand how truly freaky their preference is.
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03-03-2008, 08:27 PM
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I don't recall ever thinking a sexual request was odd.
Either my sex life is very ordinary or I'm not easily shocked. lol
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03-03-2008, 09:21 PM
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I was asked to dress as a woman...make up and all.
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03-03-2008, 09:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WildIrish
I don't recall ever thinking a sexual request was odd.
Either my sex life is very ordinary or I'm not easily shocked. lol
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Yep... this pretty much sums it up for me too!
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03-03-2008, 10:13 PM
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I went to a Tactile party once
Upstairs your standard party, not a lot of drinking going on. Most drank only a little or not at all.
Downstairs on the other hand...
All windows covered, Two big blankets covering the entry way, to ensure complete darkness...
Enter to Complete Pitch Black
Can't see you hand in front of your face
you are advised to get down on hands and knees to avoid injuring yourself
Then you explore and have fun
everything is made to be soft and cushy
people are encouraged to wear touchy feely things... I.e. velvet leather, vinyl etc... interesting textures to touch and feel.
This was a Polyamoury get together so it was o.k. to touch and feel others around you. (if you were uncomfortable with someones touch or something, you were supposed to gently, politely take said hand off of your person) Respect of one another was the rule but this was a Poly gathering, and people were open to exploring boundaries.
It was something. People were doing what they wanted.
There was a lot of laughter, giggling talking, whispering, moaning, groaning, and I heard more than one loud Orgasm that night.
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03-04-2008, 12:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenChef
I went to a Tactile party once
Upstairs your standard party, not a lot of drinking going on. Most drank only a little or not at all.
Downstairs on the other hand...
All windows covered, Two big blankets covering the entry way, to ensure complete darkness...
Enter to Complete Pitch Black
Can't see you hand in front of your face
you are advised to get down on hands and knees to avoid injuring yourself
Then you explore and have fun
everything is made to be soft and cushy
people are encouraged to wear touchy feely things... I.e. velvet leather, vinyl etc... interesting textures to touch and feel.
This was a Polyamoury get together so it was o.k. to touch and feel others around you. (if you were uncomfortable with someones touch or something, you were supposed to gently, politely take said hand off of your person) Respect of one another was the rule but this was a Poly gathering, and people were open to exploring boundaries.
It was something. People were doing what they wanted.
There was a lot of laughter, giggling talking, whispering, moaning, groaning, and I heard more than one loud Orgasm that night.
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I want to go to a party like that one.
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03-04-2008, 06:51 AM
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Didn't I play that as a kid, Blind Man's Bluff?
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03-05-2008, 06:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Teddy Bear
I've had some really crazy wild requests but the most disgusting one was by a guy who asked if he could watch me get off on a cadaver! ewwwwww!! Not only gross but illegal and just NO FUCKIN WAY!!
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are you the funeral directors daughter?
(she was only the funeral directors daughter but anyone cadaver?... old joke)
how very odd
hmm so did he happen to have one handy?
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03-05-2008, 06:50 PM
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i had a gf who liked to sniff my armpits during sex... it only bothered me because i am instinctively paranoid when people snart sniffing them. Normally a bad sign i suppose.
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03-05-2008, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Raphael2007
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hmmm so did he happen to have one handy?
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I didn't stick around to find out.
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03-06-2008, 10:58 AM
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Quote:
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Do the many invites I've had to go fuck myself count?
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Only if the requester was really creative about it.
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