So tell me what happened in your bed last night...and no I dont want to hear the truth...this is the time for a sexy lie.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Well...I recently met this guy...who kidnapped the strap-on he and his wife regularly use...and brought it to Columbus. He BEGGED me to use it on him last night.

I made him fasten it on and bend over the bed, then I had him beg me to violate his *ss.

After I violated him for hours (no lube, and after he begged me to stop), I laid back and made him lick me


Truth or fiction? I'll never tell!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I think i just stained my pants.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

wasn't in *my* bed last night

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

<---wasn't in her bed last night, either...was too busy christening the *other* rooms of the house.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Dont you girls listen....lies I want to be lied to!!!!

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I know for a fact more than one of us was lying

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I sucked cock last night and spit.



















































Incase anyone forgot, when I wasn't a lesbian I swallowed.

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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.

I hacked up my wife into little tiny pieces and buried her in the back yard. Shhhhh!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

WildIrish,

Damn! Now I gotta use a different lie!


Hmmmmm...


Lessee......

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Eudaimonia

I had Scarlett Johansen in my bed last night....

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Pashkin, the Panther
Observer & Connoisseur of the Female Form
A re-introduction

MY LIVEJOURNAL

It's Me & Myself in graphic detail!

Pixies' Eminent Astronomer & Meteorologist at Hull & East Riding Astronomy Society

stinking filthy muskie smelling liars...you all

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

If you really want to know the truth, I did *not* christen every room in my house. I only christened the ones with no blinds on the windows, and I did it with all the lights on.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Foooooeeyyy

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Tonight I had him rub my nipples down with ice cubes (using only his teeth) and then eat chocolate mousse out of my pussy. There's nothing better than dessert in bed

Of course, we *could* have used some of your white chocolate cheesecake, skip

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney