ROFLMAO!!!

gekkogecko, Terrific thread, TY.

I can't add any, but TY to all of you who did.

TRUSTNO1, That list is great. Was going to try & pick out the funniest but thats impossible! TY! And WELCOME TO PIXIES!! Will be watching for more post from you.

teddy

just a couple more:

Love Muscle
Love Trunchion
Lady Pleaser
Pocket Howitzer
Purple Headed Demon
Splurge Gun
Sperminator

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

winky binky

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Would you like more sex with that?

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

The Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger, to the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or john-thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public, or they'll stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Thank you very much.

(c) Monty Python's album-whose-name-i-can't-remember

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Go then. There are other worlds than these.

Forgot to list one, and it's my personal Favorite!! { BOB }

Well that's what one of my GF's called it!!

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" I'm not a PERV....I'm not,I'm not,I'm not!! Who the hell am I trying to kid!!! Yes I am "

Mister Wiggley

I guess TRUSTNO1's list puts it into perspective.

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"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

My son (5) calls his Mr. Winky. The other calls his WeeBuddy.

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:3: Life is just one Fucking thing after another..

Unfortunately, when hanging out with my wife and her friends, they don't have a lot of nice things to say about a penis, mostly, its ugly, and not very nice to look at, but counts most is what it can do for them, and I guess, to them.

Now, I don't neccessarily agree, but I am slowly trying to change their way of thinking, and one day, I will overcome---so to speak...=)


McJim

McJim,

Not all women feel that way! I think that penis' are fantastic to look at! I just love to watch one go from very soft and limp to rock hard and throbing! Each one is different and has it's own features! So take heart (and hard on LOL), and maybe they will see the light!

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The subconscious is a state in which reality is just a visitor!

A smile can make your whole day.

"I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows, I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my cloths..." ~Pepper.