In keeping with MrBrownStone's theme...guys, please describe your penis for the ladies.

I'm not talking obvious stuff here; tell them the slight nuances, the hidden morsels, the little details.



My penis is not overly long, but full in width. It has a nice curve to my left (probably caused by extended use of my right hand) and hangs straight out & points slightly upwards. Doggy style and reverse cowgirl sex can be uncomfortable because I don't bend down very easily, so the angle often becomes an issue.

I have a small patch of hypo-pigmentation, and when I masturbate...I like to grip the shaft really tight right when I'm climaxing.





The idea of this thread seemed much less mundane when I started posting. ha ha

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Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

ha!

Funny how trying to describe it is more of a chore than talking about what to do with it... Do women have the same problem talking about their tits?

I can't really get into this thread being at work, so I'll have to come back to it later on!

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some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
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My penis.........okay I'll give it a go.


He's pretty much your typical, run of the mill penis I guess. He has his good days and his bad ones. He gets lonely far too often and he wakes up early on a pretty regular basis. He could really use one of those parts that ladies have that are really good at interlocking with a penis. What are those things called again? It's been far too long.

He absolutely refuses to reach orgasm via oral sex. Many have tried, none have succeeded. It's not that he doesn't like the attention, believe me he does. One thing though, if a lady were to try and kiss him immediately after he has cum, it will send shivers throughout my body. The tip of him gets EXTREMELY sensitive right after I cum.

As for the physical description of Little IowaMan, well he's nothing spectacular. Not overly thick or long. I've been told that it is shaped very nicely but hadn't been complimented on it's size until I posted a pic of him here a couple of months ago. Funny thing is though, he looks bigger to me in that pic than he does here in real life. Must just be the angle of the picture or something. That and, as I had posted in a different thread, I do believe he has lost about an inch in length over the last couple of years for some reason.

But overall I'd say that Little IowaMan serves me well when he gets the opportunity. I wish it didn't take him so damn long to cum sometimes (especially now that my lungs are getting worse) but I've never had any complaints about that either. I also wish that when he did cum that there was more of it but alas that's just another thing the cystic fibrosis has done to this body of mine.

I guess that's about it. Little IowaMan says hi to everyone too.


Oh yeah, almost forgot his aliases:

He's been dubbed Pokey, Ed (as in Mister Ed), Leviathan, Nessie and Mr. Really Happy by different partners over the years.

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Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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I found myself very self-conscious when posting my description. It's hard to be impartial enough to give an accurate description without sounding like I'm advertising. lmao

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I've been trying for years to rent out advertising space on mine but every client wants to tattoo something on it and that just isn't going to happen.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Last time I did that...let's just say it wasn't one of my brightest ideas. lmfao

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

hmm i don't even know where to start

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Well mine has a slight enhancement as I have a Prince Albert piercing. A ring that goes in the skin on the underside and comes out the urethra. It definitely enhances pleasure and is also a very good talking point in the pub and at parties.

In terms of size and shape he is about 7.5 inches long and about 2.5-3 inches diameter. I have always been told he is of a good size and my wife often say that he is toucking the top!

I will post a pic if anyone is interested.

Post some in Men's Pics please

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Hmm. About average dimension I suppose (6" - 6.5" x 2" or so), slightly darker than the rest of my skin, uncut, a bit veiny. The head tapers asymmetrically in such a way that it exaggerates the slight left lean. When fully hard it curves upward a bit.

But you know what they say about pictures and thousands of words

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My cock is a very happy guy! He likes to cum out and play all the time and he doesnt like being caged up! He is 7" long and I have been told he is thick. Nice heavy...cum filled shaved balls. Circumcised. He loves to hide out in places that are hot and wet! Annnnnd....he is a bit of a showoff at times. He likes to make messes but he never has been too helpful at cleaning up his own mess! Oh yeah......he is a very hapy guy!

tiny

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fairly small guy when unaroused (in fact, doesn't hang below the balls). However, grows a lot when given attention. Slightly longer than average, and average girth. Veiny when aroused.

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