...if you don't want to live very long.

I always take my vitamins...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

they are especially good if you chew them.


I never eat junk food.....

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

unless I'm awake!


I never drink . . .

without a glass or a bottle in hand.

I love stormy weather ...

...especially when I am camping underneath the stars. It's electrifying.

I love it when my mom calls to yell at me...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

... especially when I have a headache and upset stomach.

Wish I could mow the lawn ...

Because sneezing, wheezing and itching are three of my very favorite things to do!

Of course I trust you, dear.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

...about as far as I can throw your 500 lb lying ass.

I love having sex in the missionary position...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

but wish those missionaries had more enthusiasm for it.

I like watching birds ...

...particularly when I'm standing right beneath them.


Wasn't that the BEST vacation we ever took?

especially if you find dead grass interesting!!


Is'nt life Grand

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Like the Canyon of the same name, a big muddy ditch.

Are we having fun yet?

yeah just like watching paint dry!

you mean you don't like it?

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

Of course, who wouldn't want to wallow in it and grunt like a pig?

How about a haircut?

Ok from the neck up ok?


You want large fries with that?

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?