10-27-2003, 07:20 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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~~~Thought Of The Day~~~
October 27, 2003
Thought of the Day
Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain,
and that's where you get shitty ideas from. ............
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-27-2003, 07:31 PM
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Made in England
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It makes sense to me......
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10-27-2003, 07:33 PM
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Made in England
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When someone wants a favor......always say NO!
That way you can still change your mind!
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10-27-2003, 08:27 PM
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~Rough Diamond~
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Both work for me, thanks for sharing them...
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10-27-2003, 08:36 PM
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I got the fart one in an e-mail today. Do we have the same friends, Diva?
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10-27-2003, 08:38 PM
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Could be Steph!!!
Amazing how 1 email goes around so fast!!
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-07-2003, 06:23 AM
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November 7, 2003
For all those men who believe that there's no reason to
"buy the cow" when the milk is free, nowadays 80% of women are against marrying.
They have wised up to the fact that, for 8 oz. of sausage, it's not worth buying the entire pig!!!
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-07-2003, 10:20 AM
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Nice but never normal
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Ouch
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"Even heroes have the right to bleed."
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11-07-2003, 11:07 AM
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~~Smokin'~~
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OUCH Diva - that is truly an insightful thought for the day!
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Would you like more sex with that?
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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11-07-2003, 11:32 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lovediva
November 7, 2003
there's no reason to
"buy the cow" when the milk is free
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What about those that believe in the other side of this arguement?
Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home?
<------runs from the room!
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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11-07-2003, 11:33 AM
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Hey!!!!!!!! you'd better run WI..cows have guns now!!!!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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