WHAT? You mean you can't get your lazy butt up out of that chair and fix your own meal!!!!


Aren't you happy we're going to ballgame this weekend?

Oh yeah, I always get thrilled watching two young kids I don't know shooting a game of marbles.

How about a nice cold beer?

How about a nice cold beer? Sure, thats on my diet!!!


I can't wait to go work out!

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

I can't wait to go work out! Like unfolding the chaise lounge is a major challenge.

I'll be happy to work over ...

I'll be happy to work over your dead body!


Did you miss me?

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

Did you miss me? How can I miss you if you won't leave.

Get dressed now.

Get dressed now. It's time for the horror show to end.

Isn't Niagara Falls impressive?

I guess, if you like watching nature's fresh water urinal being flushed.

Life is like a bed of roses.

Life is like a bed of roses, covered in thorns and growing in shit!

What time do you want me to wake you?

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

Sure life is like a bed of roses...full of pricks. lol


All good things come to those who wait.

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

Yeah...good things like getting mugged waiting in line for the atm.

Procrastination is so productive.

Procrastination is so productive we need politicians to run on a platform of "more crastination in every legislative session."

Give me a greasy spoon restaurant every time ...

Only thing better would have been to go alone.


I just love people.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Especially the obnoxious ones ... they add so much color to a get together.

Store clerks are such friendly people ...

Yeah, friendly like a snake.

I'm so glad I'm not rich.

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi