My kitty got sick this morning.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I burned my finger putting my turkey in the roaster.

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Get used to that, in my experience they will do that alot, sometimes daily. Just be happy if you got one that jumps off the furniture and throws up on the floor only.

And it's more than likely at least part hairball.

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

I worked out while talking on the phone....and the guy didn't even notice it

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I need a rub

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I really want a flat screen TV.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

My sweetie works for a company that makes LEDs for them. Supposedly he gets some kind of discount on the TV itself...of course, it *still* costs $2345823905823905.52. *sigh*

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

The world is a strange place.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/scienc...t.ap/index.html

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I can send your sweetie a few dozen cases of Big Red if he could somehow manage to get me a really good deal.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

It's a bit cool out, but, I think I'll get ready and go for a walk.

Things are looking to be on the up and up so far today.

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

My sexy chef bought a couple of huge bags of ground cherries, so I am making a pie.

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

I'd like to be at Neige's house right now.


And, did you know that dogs can take Kaopectate?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Please tell me you found this out by reading?

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ground cherries?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating