01-29-2002, 08:28 PM
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Re: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Originally posted by Lilith
I am beginning to worry.... Are you boys planning to get this contraption approved by Underwriters Laboratories (UL). Will it get a Good HouseKeeping Seal of Approval?
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Not to worry, fair lady, this device is certified safe by OSHA ....
That's Oldfart & Scotz' Happyface Agency...
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01-29-2002, 08:36 PM
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Quote:
That's Oldfart & Scotz' Happyface Agency...
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Hmmmm....This is strange...I heard the Oldfart & Scotz Happyface Agency went into the milk crate business weeks ago!
I have a law suit filled against them for serving up creamy , sticky, milk!!
Beware of these new internet companies Lilith!!
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01-29-2002, 09:11 PM
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Diva,
Are you trying to tell me that these gentlemen may have less than philanthropic motives? Thanks for watching my back! ~~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith
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01-29-2002, 10:30 PM
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Thanks, Diva... years of research & development, all for the benefit of women everywhere, (and a steady supply of creamy milk for you) and this is the thanks we get! We never asked for or received a penny for anything, I mean, it's not like we're Enron...
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01-29-2002, 11:12 PM
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What about those of us that are on this ride for ladies, are we being associated directly with Oldfart and Scotz personally? I just thought it was a good idea.
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01-29-2002, 11:20 PM
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Boys
PR~You are known by the company you keep!
Scotz~Unlike with Enron I know we will get a fair return on our investment.
~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith
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01-29-2002, 11:31 PM
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In that case then I am in the best company there is. The company of Pixies!
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01-30-2002, 02:07 AM
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Re: Application to the Oldfart & Scotz' Happyface Agency regarding graphic design position
Dear sirs:
It has cum... er... come to my attention that you are currently looking to fill a graphic designer... umm... to hire someone to fill a position as graphic designer for your firm. I believe that I am the perfect candidate for such a position, as my interests (both professional and personal) reflect very clearly the drives and urges... uhhh... goals and aspirations[i] of your company.
If your hard... er... [i]firm were to hire me for the aforementioned position, I would of course require in-depth familiarity with the equipment to be marketed. Before I could produce an effective illustration of your patented Slippery-Dip, I would doubtless need many long hours of practice and instruction in its use. Perhaps the Slippery-Dip itself, or at least the individuals whose tongues and other assorted... um... parts make up the ride, would be able to give me a personal tour and test run?
Looking forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience,
--- sweetstuff,
c/o Sugarfreecandy Graphics Ltd.
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01-30-2002, 12:48 PM
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Oldfart and Scotz' Happyface Agency,
69 Cunning Court,
Orgasm on Time,
Slipshire. UK
Dear M/s Sweetstuff,
re your application vis. Sugarfreecandy Graphics Ltd.
I have been in touch with this firm's solicitors, Blunder, Doddle
and Blithering. They have advised that there is no impediment
to your familiarisation tour of this equipment so long as you sign
the appropriate waiver and also don't hog the fun.
My colleague and I, in concert with the development team, will
be only too pleased to assist you in your personal in-depth
review of this exciting and vibrant experience.
Yours, etc
Thaddeus J Oldfart, director.
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01-31-2002, 05:20 PM
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Is there any openings for Head of research and development?
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01-31-2002, 09:10 PM
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Head ....
That "position" may be available on a trial basis.....~~~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith
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01-31-2002, 10:39 PM
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How about Head of Quality Control?
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01-31-2002, 10:47 PM
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My my my.....
So many men with such wonderful ambitions~~~~~~~~>Lilith
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02-01-2002, 05:23 AM
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This definitely is a project I want to HEAD up!
Have to obtain samples!
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