06-12-2007, 12:37 PM
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Tells it all
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The back-up beeper on the concrete truck that woke me up this morning
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06-13-2007, 11:01 AM
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Leo was right
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My bathroom scale isn't working.
And no, it's definitely not because I got so fat that I broke the thing.
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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06-13-2007, 11:05 AM
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Missing the Angels
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Me being computer stupid.
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06-14-2007, 09:49 PM
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Missing the Angels
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The company I work for...................of course the upper management did'nt show like they said they would.
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06-15-2007, 01:02 AM
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Turn it up!
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Drivers who are in such an all-fired hurry to pull out in front of me, so they can drive slowly & hold me back
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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06-15-2007, 05:11 AM
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Missing the Angels
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Being woke up 2 hours early because some stupid outside cat decided to hunt bunnies in our front yard. Could'nt let our cat in the porch for fear of other cat wanting to try and get into porch and hurt our cat like one other time.
And to top it off, I have a 4 hour keyholder meeting this AM and after its over I have to drive down to the store so the other gal can go to the next session. If I have figured it out right, the other gal will be getting there late for the next session as both of us cannot make a 55 minute drive in the same time frame. I hate this company.
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06-15-2007, 09:33 AM
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Loungin' Around
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The scale being up by 2 lbs.
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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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06-15-2007, 09:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by osuche
The scale being up by 2 lbs.
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Recalibrate
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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06-15-2007, 09:48 AM
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Leo was right
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Still haven't heard back from the plumber and only get the damn answering machine when I call them.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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06-15-2007, 09:53 AM
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Call the hardware. They have wrenches and answer the phone.
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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06-17-2007, 07:44 PM
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Leo was right
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I put a new battery in my bathroom scale and it still didn't work.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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06-17-2007, 09:49 PM
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Missing the Angels
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IowaMan
I put a new battery in my bathroom scale and it still didn't work.
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You never gained enough weight, it got bored.
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06-17-2007, 10:03 PM
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Leo was right
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sodaklostsoul
You never gained enough weight, it got bored.
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Well, I wasn't gaining weight but the thing couldn't have been getting bored. It certainly hasn't been stuck on the same number for a long time.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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06-19-2007, 12:25 PM
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Leo was right
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PantyFanatic
Call the hardware. They have wrenches and answer the phone.
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You're right, that's what I should have done. Still not able to get hold of the guy. Just figured that since he was the one who worked on it a few months ago that I'd have him come take care of the situation now.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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06-19-2007, 04:45 PM
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Grouch
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My station at work was about 3 feet away from this huge water cooled fan.
They moved it to the front of the shop.
Now I have no fan at all. Bastards.
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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.
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