I learned some people just won't leave you alone.

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

I've learned that it's hard to make someone overcome their insecurities

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

They weren't on Clarence, were they?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I learned that dislocated knees hurt like ^&*&I%U&

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I made sure he was done with them.



I learned that a man's ass can turn a lovely shade a pink if enough force is directed on it.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I learned that I need to bring back some library books before they let me borrow any more!

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

I learned my cat's claws got really long and he still doesn't like having them clipped.

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

I used to take out tons and tons of books at university. Do they have a limit at your library?

I learned that "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a sentence.

I also learned how to hack a voting machine:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/marty...ot_b_26301.html

LMAO......so when do the metal detectors go in to catch all the peeps with screwdrivers?!

I learned that I am letting the world pass me by while I take care of everyone around me!

How does one stop doing that?^^^

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Yeah, of twenty books out at once

I learned that it's impossible to only have half of a small bag of chips.

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

I learned that sometimes car problems such up LOTS of time

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I'm guessing that such = suck...

in which case, the last 4 words could be deleted, & the statement would be just as true.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Scotz reminding us that he is a most cunning linguist.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating