...that's only slightly bent.


You smell like a bed of roses...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

You smell like a bed of roses ... recently fertilized.

You remind me of a long lost relative ...

...of course, there's a reason why I lost that relative.

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Life is like a box of chocolates...until it shows up on your already too big hips!


Summer storms make for a great.....

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Summer storms make for a great ... picnic experience.

Shy, but naked, ...

...is the place to be!


I never drink alcohol....

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

... except in big gulps or through straws.

Tomorrow is always the best time ...

....for something you've been putting off since last month.


Preventative car maintenance is....

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Preventative car maintenance is ... is especially helpful if you only knew what to prevent.

A kiss is worth ...

...nothing if the kiss-ee slobbers


A bird in the hand is worth...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

A bird in the hand is worth... nothing....... but a hand in your bush is priceless

Rainy days like Sundays.......

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

....make you realize why God needed to rest on the 7th day


Sleeping like a baby is over-rated...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Sleeping like a baby is overrated espcially when you have a diaper full of shit an empty bottle and jammys that cover your hands so you cant grasp anything.





Do yourself and the world a favor

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Leaking Lubricants

Do yourself and the world a favor....become a lesbian.


Exercise is good for your health...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Exercise is good for your health, ... it keeps several chiropractors and doctors gainfully employed.

There's nothing like a paycheck ...