09-14-2007, 09:57 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.
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09-14-2007, 11:23 AM
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Booger Lama
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Location: Michigan
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Originally Posted by jseal
If you can still cut a hole in one, and empty a fifth of vodka into it, it is still the kind of watermelon I used to love!
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Well it has to be a square hole and a square fifth.
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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09-14-2007, 11:37 AM
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^^^ Lol! ^^^
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Eudaimonia
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09-14-2007, 01:50 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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National Watermelon Promotion Board? 
Why have I not heard of this group?
I've been promoting melons for most of my life. 
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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09-14-2007, 02:00 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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Originally Posted by Booger
Well it has to be a square hole and a square fifth.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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09-14-2007, 06:46 PM
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Booger Lama
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Location: Michigan
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I think we could save some steps and time if we just grew them in the square glass vodka bottles.
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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09-14-2007, 10:12 PM
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Mod with Bite
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Vegemite....nuff said!!
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I'm pretty sure those square watermelons have been around for ages....and no i've not see any here *L*
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Equality for all
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09-15-2007, 11:21 PM
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Turn it up!
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Music City
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Originally Posted by Oldfart
Anyone remember ... the square eggs?
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I imagine the chickens were none too happy about them 
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Plug me into somethin'
If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.
No good deed ever goes unpunished
Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.
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