THIS IS NOT THE 'DON'T BUY' PETROL FOR ONE DAY,
BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET PETROL BACK DOWN TO
$1.00 PER Litre....

This was originally sent by Phillip Hollsworth, a retired
Coca Cola executive.

If you are tired of the gas prices going up AND they will
continue to rise this winter, take time to read this,
PLEASE.

Phillip offered this good idea.

This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the 'don't buy
petrol on a certain day' campaign that was going around
last April or May!

It is worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!!

We are going to hit $ 2.00 a litre and it might go higher!!
Want petrol prices to come down?

We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil
companies just laughed at last year's action because
they knew we would not continue to 'hurt' ourselves
by refusing to buy petrol. It was more of an inconvenience
to us than it was a problem for them. BUT whoever thought
of this idea, has come up with a plan that can really work.


Please read on and join with us!

By now, you're probably thinking petrol priced at about
$1.50 is cheap.

It is currently $1.90 for regular unleaded.

Now that the oil companies and the OPEC nations have
conditioned us to think that the cost of a liter of gas is
CHEAP at $1.50, we need to take aggressive action to teach
them that BUYERS control the marketplace...not sellers.

With the price of gasoline going up more each day, we
consumers need to take action.

The only way we are going to see the price of petrol come
down is if we hit someone in the pocketbook by not
purchasing their petrol! And, we can do that WITHOUT
hurting ourselves.

How? Since we all rely on our cars, we can't just stop
buying petrol.

But we CAN have an impact on petrol prices if we all act
together to force a price war.

Here's the idea: For the rest of this year, DON'T
purchase ANY petrol from BP
the biggest price-up driver company.

If they are not selling any petrol, they will be inclined
to reduce their prices. If they reduce their prices, the
other companies will have to follow suit.

But to have an impact, we need to reach literally millions
of BP petrol buyers. It's SO simple!

Now, don't wimp out on me at this point...keep reading
and I'll explain how simple it is to reach millions and
even BILLIONS of people!!

I am sending this note to 20 people.

If each of you sends it on to at least twenty more
that's (20 x 20 = 400) ..

And those 400 send it to at least twenty more (400 x 20 =
8000 ... and so on,

by the time the message reaches the fifth group of people,
we will have reached over SIXTY FOUR MILLION consumers!!!!!
20x20 = 400

400x20 = 8,000

8,000x20 = 160,000

160,000x20 = 3,200,000

3,200,000x20 = 64,000,000

64,000,000x20 = 12,800,000,000

That's 12.80 Billion people folks, who will have been
contacted!!!!!

Unbelievable?? Do the math and see for yourself!

Again, all you have to do is send this to 20 people.
That's all!
I'll bet you didn't think we had that much
potential, did you!

Acting together we can make a difference..

If this message makes sense to you, then please pass it on.

THEY will LOWER THEIR PRICES TO BELOW THE $1.50 RANGE AND
KEEP THEM DOWN.

THIS CAN REALLY WORK.

It's simple - send the message along to others and
choose to not buy petrol from BP.

TWENTY FIVE POINT SIX BILLION people:

Now THAT's people power.

LET'S

JUST DO IT ! ! !



PF, this one's for you.

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The point of that one was that there aren't 25.6 billion people in the world (yet).

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lol PF dropped the ball again.

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a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Sorry I missed this earlier.

The sad point is that it is not just the erroneous number that won't let it work. The societies and infrastructures of today's world ALL are based on energy, not just (what WAS) the developed countries. It is now not a luxury, but a necessity to function on a minimum daily basis for everyone. That is the ONLY reason the noose is tightening between the global oligarchy and the masses. It is PURELY a matter of monetary manipulation. There is not now, nor has there been, any shortage of the necessary commodities.

The problem with the proposed 'force price war' is that there is only 'one big tank', regardless which spigot is being used. The 'need' will not change and the supply will continue to flow whether it's to a valve with one distributors' logo on it or another's.

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PS

I thought maybe I should post this under another thread with a reference link, but anything about petro prices belongs under 'jokes'.

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An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast.

Sunday Morning Sex I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather a d just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-
year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her
grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart
attack while we were making love on Sunday morning. "

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm .
Nice and slow and even.

Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She
paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be
alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

I wondered if you'd mention the dong.

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No doubt it was the "Good Humor" man.

Nah,, Mr Whippy.

Right OrliFanatic?

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I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.



I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy.



There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.



She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.



I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'



So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.



She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused.



So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty.



It was empty.



'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.



Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it.



She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.



'Do these excite you?' she asked.



Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.



She then said it was time to slip the condom on.



As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.



'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'



So, I climbed on her.



It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.



She looked at me with a bit of a frown.



'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.



I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.



She fainted.

Sorry DB,

They didn't come through on my puter.

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