04-01-2017, 11:08 AM
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Why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the glue bottle?
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04-07-2017, 04:23 AM
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Why we park our car in the drive way and why we drive them on the park-way?
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04-08-2017, 03:48 AM
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Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
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04-08-2017, 03:50 AM
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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04-09-2017, 03:34 AM
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Did you ever wonder where the yellow went when you brushed you teeth with Pepsodent?
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04-09-2017, 10:52 AM
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DYEW
...if women have mammaries, do men have daddaries?
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04-10-2017, 04:11 AM
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DYEW what it'd be like if all politicians were truly honest?
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04-26-2017, 10:14 AM
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In a bag of Swedish Fish, how do you decide which one is the red herring?
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04-27-2017, 04:18 AM
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DYEW why birds seem to like to poop on the freshly washed cars first.
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04-27-2017, 06:39 PM
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(This has nothing to do with this thread but the post from DB made me think of it.
I had an Uncle who would watch for a bird to fly over my Aunt's (his wives) head. When the bird was right over head he'd clap his hands together. Just once, a loud clap. The bird would poop right on Aunt's head! Poor Aunt Belle, she got it every time.
I have only tried it twice, but both times it worked. Not on Aunt Belle, since she's passed away long ago.)
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04-27-2017, 11:36 PM
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TY Teddy. I'll try that.
I think freshly washed cars just look so good the birds want to buy it so they put a deposit on them.
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04-28-2017, 03:56 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Teddy Bear
(This has nothing to do with this thread but the post from DB made me think of it.
I had an Uncle who would watch for a bird to fly over my Aunt's (his wives) head. When the bird was right over head he'd clap his hands together. Just once, a loud clap. The bird would poop right on Aunt's head! Poor Aunt Belle, she got it every time.
I have only tried it twice, but both times it worked. Not on Aunt Belle, since she's passed away long ago.)
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I'd never heard of that before. I'll have to remember that, too!
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04-28-2017, 07:44 AM
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When the worm turns, why it puts its boot on the other foot? Which foot of a worm is the 'other' one, anyway?
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04-29-2017, 03:27 AM
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DYEW what it was that "Cured Ham" had that had to be cured?
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