Today, while in a local auto parts store (looking for fuzzy dice to hang from my 17 year old nephew's car mirror, don't ask! LOL), I was standing there talking to a salesman trying to figure out where to look when my son moves from beside me to behind me and tugs the back of my sweater at my shoulders. He informed me later than my cleavage was showing and he was trying to pull my sweater from the back so the front would be more covered. He said..Geesh..you're my mom and that man was drooling over your chest!!


For some reason I found this hilarious, my sweater was NOT low and trust me, the salesman wasn't drooling lol

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

It works both ways when my wifes friend & husband used to come over to visit my 13 year old daughter (at the time) would make sure she sat between us and hold my hand! My wife said she was just looking out for moms interest.

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

Well, it *should* have been, in both cases!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

awww he was looking out for his mommy, that's sweet, lmao funny but sweet all the same.

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

Tell him that he's lucky his mom still has a body men ogle at. That should keep him quiet.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Wellllllllll what was he doing to notice??? But at least he was watching out for his mom!

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Everyone Talks, Friends Listen

Out of the mouth's of babes!!!

Did he actually say "cleavage"? That woulda made my jaw drop!! LMAO!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Might I suggest you just check the "Fuzzy Dice" row.

Could you show me your "fuzzy dice" so I'll know what I'm looking for

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi