Our society is doomed to collapse very soon now. Not because of the right-wingers who oppose Obama so vehemently; not because of some "terrorist" group overseas who will bring us down.

But rather, because of the Twinkie apocalypse.

I hope all y'all realize this.

At work today, the others were all laughing at me. Except one woman, who when I asserted that our society is doomed, replied, "According to National Geographic, we're going to be involved in World War III withing 20 years." My counter reply was, "They might very well be right, and the issue of contention is going to be possession of the last edible Twinkie on the planet."

Forget heading to the grocery stores & bakeries to try & hoard the Twinkies. I'm going to the sporting goods stores & stock up on ammunition.

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They should not have fucked over their employees while giving the CEOs outrageous raises. You would not catch me baking a fucking Twinkie either. Corporate just wants to sell off the rights any way. There will still be Twinkies. BTW why is no one mourning their damn Ding Dongs??????

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[QUOTE=gekkogecko]Our society is doomed to collapse very soon now. Not because of the right-wingers who oppose Obama so vehemently; not because of some "terrorist" group overseas who will bring us down.

But rather, because of the Twinkie apocalypse.

I hope all y'all realize this.

At work today, the others were all laughing at me. Except one woman, who when I asserted that our society is doomed, replied, "According to National Geographic, we're going to be involved in World War III withing 20 years." My counter reply was, "They might very well be right, and the issue of contention is going to be possession of the last edible Twinkie on the planet."

Forget heading to the grocery stores & bakeries to try & hoard the Twinkies. I'm going to the sporting goods stores & stock up on ammunition.[/QUOTE



Twinkies are doomed! lol. I ate one once I think.....It won't alter my life lol.

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We are already in World War III.

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I shall speculate that the national strike called by the union turned out to be a half-baked idea.

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Lil, I mourn the Ding Dong!

Hubby said the whole Hostess shelf was bare except for one squished sad little pack of chocolate donuts. And I couldn't believe that he didn't buy them!

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Alas! There shall be no reprieve for Twinkies!

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