12-23-2004, 07:15 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Van Gogh's Relatives
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh (pronounced "go" by some people) had many relatives. Among them were:
* His obnoxious brother . . . Please Gogh
* The brother who ate prunes . . . Gotta Gogh
* The brother who worked at a convenience store . . . Stop & Gogh
* The grandfather from Yugoslavia . . . U Gogh
* The brother who bleached his clothes white . . . Hue Gogh
* His dizzy aunt . . . Verti Gogh
* The cousin from Illinois . . . Chica Gogh
* His magician uncle . . . Wherediddy Gogh
* His Mexican cousin . . . Amee Gogh
* The Mexican cousin's American half brother . . . Grin Gogh
* The nephew who drove a stage coach . . . Wells Far Gogh
* The constipated uncle . . . Cant Gogh
* The ballroom dancing aunt . . . Tan Gogh
* The bird lover uncle . . . Flamin Gogh
* His nephew psychoanalyst . . . E Gogh
* The fruit loving cousin . . . Man Gogh
* An aunt who taught positive thinking . . . Wayto Gogh
* The little nephew . . . Poe Gogh
* A sister who loved disco . . . Ahgo Gogh
* His niece who travels the country in a van . . . Winnie Bay Gogh
* A stepbrother with travelling hands . . . Lemme Gogh
* Another nephew who overstayed his welcome . . . Willie Gogh
* His British cousin, the drummer . . . Ring Gogh
* . . . . . . . Or was that one . . . Bong Gogh?
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