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Iguana's stubborn erection to get the chop 2 hours, 36 minutes ago

ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."
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That's just mean! And they're flat out wrong about it "not bothering him".

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The mental picture of that is killing me!

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You would be up on the lizard porn

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Poor Mozart.............how do they know it's not bothering him....did they ask!!!

Let this be a lesson to all you horn dogs

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If your boner lasts longer than a week...don't climb up onto your keeper's shoulder and waggle it in front of a camera.


Got it.

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Holdonaminit...can't these guys just grow them back or something? Or am I thinking about salamanders?

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Yes, iguanas can grow back salamanders if they are amputated.

Willies are more problematic.

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LMFAO OF now thats just funny!

now on to the poor lizzard, cant they just get him a woman iguanna to spend some tiemwith , why chop it off when he canput it to use ???? i dont get it ......

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So some woman iguanna is supposed to drop everything & run over there to give him sex just cus he has a boner?


Honey...if it don't work for me, it sure as hell better not work for a lizzard!


Conversely, Mrs. WI is now shouting "Off with his head!" every morning.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Actually, for a lot of iguanas, it is mating season right about now.

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But is it iguana season now?

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Ya know...I have a dr friend and she has seen male patients who take too much Viagra get gangrene penis

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OMG...poor thang!

But...he does have two. Doesn't anybody see the bright side here?

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True enough...however...

I also have 2 testicles, but I don't think I would see any bright side to giving one of them up...

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