On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light,and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.

The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid said, "Yeah."

The cop said, "Well next year, tell Santa to put a tail light on that
bike."
The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid took the ticket.

Before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid said, "Well next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

OMG ~ I just shot water out my nose!!!! LMAO!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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ROFLMFAO! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

LMAO. That's terrific!

You heard about the two little girls walking home from Sunday School? One asked the other, "Do you really believe in the devil?"

Second one replied, "Naw, it's like Santa Claus, it's your dad!"

Merry Christmas!