02-28-2003, 10:34 AM
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===)Phallic Food(===
So something my S/O did last night got me thinking about this............
What foods remind you of body parts??? I can not see a banana or corn with out thinking dick due to Christine and Sharni's produce pics.
Here's what got me thinking bout this........ last night we had "date night" and went to this Chinese restaurant I love. Well I cracked my fortune cooking in half, then ate one half and gave my S/O the other half. He proceeds to look at the cookie and got a wicked grin on his face. He sticks out his pointy tongue and licks the cookie and I am like wtf??????? and he flips the broken cookie around to show me it looks like a pussy. He licks the cookie slit again and I almost fell out laughing.......rude bastard
Tell me what food makes you think........yummmmmmm genitalia ?????????
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02-28-2003, 10:47 AM
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I love a dripping taco.
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02-28-2003, 10:50 AM
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Brake open a Twinkie....... long ways.
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02-28-2003, 10:53 AM
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Re: ===)Phallic Food(===
Quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
I can not see a banana or corn with out thinking dick due to Christine and Sharni's produce pics.
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I can't look a carrot in the face without thinking of Christine
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02-28-2003, 10:55 AM
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Re: ===)Phallic Food(===
Quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
I can not see a banana or corn with out thinking dick due to Christine and Sharni's produce pics.
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Or a cucumber......maybe I'm just thinking about Christine too much
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02-28-2003, 10:56 AM
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Attributed to George Carlin: Can anyone watch a woman eat a banana & not think about a blowjob?
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02-28-2003, 10:57 AM
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Mushu pork...think about sex...spaghetti....think about sex....mashed potatoes....sex...pizza...sex....lettuce..sex....y ep!
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02-28-2003, 11:06 AM
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LMAO@Skip
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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02-28-2003, 11:49 AM
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PUMPKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ever since that pic, Lilith...... Whoa boy! Pumpkin pumpkin PUMPkin!!! lol
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(Who is quite keen to try a banana in the ass one day)
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02-28-2003, 12:05 PM
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ice cream cone .... love to lick an ice cream cone!
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02-28-2003, 12:27 PM
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02-28-2003, 02:02 PM
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Not that it looks much like a pussy, but whenever I eat a fresh peach I can't help but think about having my face buried in my wife's sweet little "peach." It's soft and slightly fuzzy and the juice is sticky, sweet and gets all over my face!
Hey, ever stick your finger into a peach? Its soft, moist flesh gives way with a slurp and surrounds the digit quite snugly.
You can see why I make the connection.
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02-28-2003, 02:28 PM
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OMFG!!!!!
Do I need my passport to get into Georgia?
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
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02-28-2003, 03:47 PM
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great story Lilith!
those water bottles that come with their own nipple/spout .... not the shape of the bottle, but sucking water out of that spout thing .... always makes me feel like I've done a major regression! LOL
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02-28-2003, 05:05 PM
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Mangos are so juicy and sweet and they have this fiber thing happening, well............. you can see why i like them!
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