> >>What's the difference between sin & shame?
> >>It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
> >>
> >>Why is air alot like sex?
> >>Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
> >>
> >>What's the difference between light & hard?
> >>You can sleep with a light on.
> >>
> >>Why is sex like a bridge game?
> >>You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
> >>
> >>What's the definition of macho?
> >>Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
> >>
> >>Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
> >>Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
> >>
> >>What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
> >>A cherry float.
> >>
> >>What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
> >>BEAT IT - we're closed.

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

LMAO!!!!

Irish this is terrific!!!

Thanks for the laugh.

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Cheerio good chap those were delictably funny lol

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You ask me if I've known love and what it's like to sing songs in the rain?
Well I've seen love come, I've seen shot down, I've it die in vain

Maybe someday I'll see you again, and you'll look me in my eyes and call me a friend.

hehe ... too cute :lust:

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