I was at a check out once and while the gal was ringing up my groceries I glanced over at the cereal asile that was right there and this young boy had an ink pen and was doing the games on th back of the boxes.

Another time I was going by the Brach's Bulk display and 2 children were unwrapping candy as fast as they could and eating it and putting the wrappers back in the boxes.

What things have you've seen?

I finally got used to seeing lots of tats & piercings at my nearby Kroger, but I think the ultimate moment came when I saw a guy ahead of me in the checkout line had a huge white rat perched on his shoulders...that's right, it was that big...seems like the cashier couldn't quite contain her shock & horror...

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No good deed ever goes unpunished

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It isn't necessarily what I've seen, but rather what I've heard/smelled.

It happens all the time when I am in the grocery store and I don't know what it says about me but...old people fart a lot and then do a quick shuffle out of the asile I'm in to leave me to explain to anyone turning the corner and heading towards me, "I swear, I didn't do that".

ROFLMFAO! You'd be amazed how often that happens to me!!! I keep thinking I'm gonna show up on a montage on Candid Camera some day. No matter how often it happens...I'm always left with what I'm sure is the most awesome look of surprise!

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roflmao - that is called the "cut and run"...

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Obviously cutting the cheese is not restricted to the deli...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

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Maybe when you go to the grocery store you shouldn't wear the sign that says, "Give me your old, your tired, your farters."
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Carry a shepherd's crook and just reach out and catch them before they can do their quick shuffle away from the area.

The funniest I have seen involved a man and a woman trying to walk out of a store with a VCR. As security approached them, the man took off running and the woman ripped off her shirt pulled the security guy down onto her on the floor, was rolling around with him yelling RAPE. She would not let go of the poor guy.

OMG^^^^^Too dam funny!!!!!

So what you're saying is you have a good grip?