Well, it's been quite awhile. I closed on the house (worst experience of my life and I hope to never have to buy another one again). Everything is moved in, fish did not end up on the floor, and all the essentials are unpacked. I'm stuck with satellite internet that sucks and a severe lack of cell service (but the bright side is telemarketers can't really call me).

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf