need a bald head? wanna be sexy like Dr FLil, can't say as I blame ya! Easy as can be! Just gotta get your head wedged between a woman's thinghs next time she uses that Neet stuff and distract her like a bull chasing a red table cloth who catches a whiff of a field of flowers and she'll smear that crap all over the place. and YOU will have solved your own problems.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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