yes. yes, you are. but if it helps, i picked the chimp that played Cheetah on Tarzan and Arnold the pig from Green Acres. they'd hafta be in one together, though. and after they make with the sweet, messy lovin, i'll have my perfect biological creation... the chimpig. just imagine it. you come home from an exhausting day of work to find yer chimpig swingin from the lamp by his feet, his arms loaded down with truffles. we'd embrace, groom each other, and then we'd eat pumpkin pie. course, the pig part of him would be far less concerned with cleanliness, but hey, old habits die hard. man oh man, life'd sure be swank with a chimpig.