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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Scotland
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Isn't education wonderful?
A kid went off to college and ran out of cash fast. Not wanting to directly ask her father for money she wrote him the following letter:
Dear Dad,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,Your Daughter
Dad's reply ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif) ear Daughter, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,Dad
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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind
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