Oh! I have an idea!!!

Since you're the President of the Oldfart & Scots' Happyface Agency (I'm assuming that you're President & he's CEO, or is it the other way around?) I thought a nice little rendition of 'Happy Birthday Mister President' by all the Pixies' ladies might be an appropriate way of kick-starting the celebrations! Of course, we'll go all out with the costumes --- or maybe we won't wear anything at all? I'll leave that up to the birthday boy!

--- sweetstuff