August 25, 2042
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (30%)
Drowning (14%)
Cancer (12%)
Alien Abduction (11%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on August 25, 2042, as you slip silently into the night.

So Party at my Dungeon the week before.......cuz I wanna go out with a blast.......Muahahahaha

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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one..Bruce Lee
A man smart enough to understand women is also smart enough to keep quiet about it !! (approved by Lilith)