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Old 09-11-2003, 12:56 PM
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 14, 2013
at the age of 51 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (19%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Electrolysis (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)



SHEEEEITT!!! Better make the most of things, while I'm still here!!!

DM
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