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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
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Why isn't Phonics spelled like it sounds?
If an exciting discovery is "The best thing since sliced bread".....what was better before sliced bread?
We know the speed of light........What is the speed of dark?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
If Barbie is so popular....why do we have to buy her friends?
What happens if you get scared half to death...twice?
Why do psychics have to ask what your name is?
Why aren't ALL psychics rich?
If you spin an oriental person around in circles.....does he get disoriented?
When you shut your computer down.....Why do you have to go to Start?
When your eyeglass prescription runs out.....do you go blind?
OMG Shar! I had to add a few....and I love your list! Too funny hun!
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