Originally Posted by WildIrish

Ya know how every wild thing they do in porn looks like it would be fun to try? How when you're all ramped up and in the zone, you just want to get carried away with the moment?

Share with us something that you've seen in a porn that looked so damn fun...and tell us what happened when you introduced that in the middle of sex.

Everyone that knows me from the way back past knows this took place, but I'll share it again.

I love licking pussy. That's a really simplified, grossly under-exaggerated understatement. I mean I REALLY love licking pussy. And in the morning, when you wake up after a good night's sleep, where you're all warm and comfy under the covers...your pussy smells so damn good. It's intoxicating really, and I just must sniff and taste you. I've seen movies where ladies wake up to their guys performing oral on them just in time to climax and it looks really hot. To see how they start to respond while they're asleep makes me think they're dreaming of getting licked. It makes me wonder if they have a dream lover that is going down on them...someone they secretly want between their legs, but could never tell anyone about. Especially not their man. So one morning, I wake up and see that you're on your back with the sheet pulled off to one side and one leg is exposed all the way up to your hip. I gently move the sheet off of your waist and just gaze at your beautiful pussy, slightly moist with a sweaty dew, and inhale your musk with primal lust. When I can't take it any longer, I lean closer and reach out with my tongue to brush it against your clit. I can almost taste your juice. I lean just a little bit closer and we connect! Your eyes fly open in shock and you slam your legs together, almost breaking my neck, as you emit a loud shriek.


So that didn't quite work out the way I thought it would.