if you use words you most likely won't get anywhere. on the otherhand when i found myself in a similiar situation i waited until she bent over and "swooped" at her. i mean i waved my arms like at bat and loudly moved towards her like dracula in a bad movie. when she looked up it was obvious i was about to jump on her. in fact she looked at me and asked you are about to jump on me? please don't. we had a good laugh and after she thought about it (after i eventually left) the next time she jumped me

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