Oh, I don't mind at all, could you just defenestrate yourself from the 18th floor first?
As you are getting on a hat, scarf & gloves in the middle of winter: "Are you going out?" |
No, I just wanted to get overheated.
As you go up to the store cashier with a full shopping cart she asks: "Did you find everything you wanted?" You answer: "No, so I just put a bunch of stuff in the cart I didn't want so I could return it all as soon as I finish purchasing it." |
"Did you forget to ask a question ?"
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No, he wrote it with disappearing ink. :wink:
While I was standing on a ladder with a roller in hand she walked across the drop cloth and asked "are you painting today?" |
No, I needed new carpet but it's so expensive and so I'm using a drop cloth to cover the old floor and the roller to smooth it out.
Seeing a lady walking with her dog on a leash, "Walking your dog, mamm?" |
No, I left my dog at home while I kidnapped this one from my neighbor down the street.
Upon smelling & seeing smoke coming out of th toaster: Hey, did you burn your toast? |
No, the bread is taking revenge on the toaster and frying it's heating elements.
You see your neighbor walking their dog and ask, "Taking your dog for a walk?" |
No, I'm bringing my cat home from his species-change operation.
Someone sees you changing a tire & asks, "Have a flat tire?" (BTW, I used to love these in Mad Magazine...Al Jaffee was a comic genius) |
no, the tires are dirty and it's time to change them
Even though your feeling fine someone asks....why do you look so unhappy? |
I'm not unhappy, I'm just smiling upside down.
Carrying your umbrella on a dark and cloudy day someone asks, "Is it suppose to rain?" |
No, but I'm carrying my sword umbrella because my sword cane is int he shop.
Asking of several people at a single-route bus stop: "Has the bus come yet?" |
No, but it's breathing heavy!
Why is there steam coming out of the sewers? |
It's trying to get away from the awful smell (sorry, that's all I got...kind of odd question)
You walk in, dripping wet, & someone says, "Is it raining outside?" |
No, I'm just perspiring a lot.
You've in a restaurant and the waitress/waiter comes to your table and asks, "May I take your order?" |
Yes. 'Paint my house' :D ............... or bring me a hamburger & chocolate shake. ;)
Someone walks into the room while you are sitting in front of the keyboard and looking at the monitor- "Are you on that computer again?" |
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