Dr. F-Lil
 

You got problems, everyone's got problems, lets hear 'em, expose 'em to the air so they don't get all funky growing in the dark like mold on old shoes. My advice ain't any better than a toad swallering a banana but we'll get a kick out of watching it squirm.

Spill....

<---thought you were Dr. Lucy Van Pelt. :D

Shhh purty lady I'm a jack of all trades... tell Dr FLil, what's riding your ass like a pair of hoochie mama shorts?

Warning: My advice ain't for the weak of heart or bladder...better get you some of them Depends, on stand by.

Nothing...unfortunately. :spin:

Well Dr. FLil, you see, there's a bunch of really hot ladies, at a certain website, that I want to put my tallywhacker to, but they all live 483904823094832098432 miles away. What should I do?

well what you need purty lady is a cowboy to break in;) I hear ones with bald heads make the best pony boys :p

LMAO @ ^^^. :D

/me is hard at work on his second bald head :D

Buy yerself one of these here Tallywhacker Stackers available at my website www.drflilrobsyourassblind.com that will make your schlong long and have those ladies purring like pussies with their paws in the milkman's pants before ya know it, and ya won't even have to leave the comfort of your potty paradise.

need a bald head? wanna be sexy like Dr FLil, can't say as I blame ya! Easy as can be! Just gotta get your head wedged between a woman's thinghs next time she uses that Neet stuff and distract her like a bull chasing a red table cloth who catches a whiff of a field of flowers and she'll smear that crap all over the place. and YOU will have solved your own problems.

Ohhhhh, just my luck... the damn website is down :rolleyes2

For those of you that don't speak "southern".....



She just said Aqua has a short dick :grin:

Well then all the answers to penicular elongation can be found in my best selling book Penis Envy? Try It You'll Like It just $29.95 and don't forget the companion workbook Jerkin':It Ain't Just for Chicken

Boy I'mma smack your ass harder and hotter than a dried up frog on asphalt.