No it is a UFO.



Drinking a steamy cup of coffee " is that hot"?

No, it's just forming a lot of gaseous ice. :spin:

Going up to the ticket counter in the airport, "Can I buy my ticket here?"

Sure, but the price is your soul.

Hey, can I ask you a question?

I don't know, what is it?



At the airport counter " Is this where I catch my plane"?

No, we keep all the airplanes outside.

Is there a doctor in the house?

No he lives down the street.


Can we have some of that?

This that or that that or some other that that I'm not aware of ... that is the question?

Going south for the winter this year?

No, I'm going all the way north, just so I can spit in Santa's face.

Is it raining outside?

No, theres a giant pissing on you.


Why, are you getting wet?

Because I am under a lovely Pixie lady.



Have we met before?

Before what?

The neighbor as you get into your car asks, "Going somewhere?"

No, I just like to sit here an listen o the radio.

As you're dozing off in the middle of a conversation,
"Are you tired" ?

No, just trying to remember what I did with my earplugs.

I see you bought some beer .... getting ready for the football season?

No, I'm preparing a stash of bottles to break for the next riot.

Are you speaking English?

I don't know is that the language you are hearing?


As you are struggling with a heavy object, " Do you need help with that"?