Ode to a Pixie!!!
 

Role up role upe to the poetry challenge!!!!

Ladies and gentleman, i am happy ...nay DELIGHTED to anounce an open competition to write a poem to a Pixie of your choice!!!

Points to be awarded for...

Originality
Passion
Humour
and of course stupidity. (well i ahve to give myself an advantage somehow!!)

let battle comenceeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, someone decide who the judge is?

How about ... just to kick things off ...

LIXY

There once was a lady named Lixy,
Who always stood out as a Pixie,
She was always demure,
And shy to be sure :eek:,
Except when she felt really frisky :p .

or

TINGLINGTESS

One thing so special 'bout Tess,
She can sure make her guys make a mess,
She blinks her big eyes,
And utters some sighs,
And nature does all the rest.

or

IMAGINEWITHME

When you think of someone with thee,
Is there anyone like imaginewithme,
The guys she enchants,
What's there in their pants,
You can tell by the spots that you see.

or

IAKG

An ex-neighbor (Iowa and Illinois) we really must tell,
From cornfields to Schooner's (a local place we first met her) as well,
Is a lady delightful,
But has moved miles ... oh so frightful,
But we're glad that she's doing just swell.

or

LILITH

For mods there is none as good,
With whips or paddles of wood,
She can spar with the best,
(Cuz we're watching her chest :rolleyes: )
Making the guys stand up as they should.

or

STEPH

A lady from the town of Toronto,
Makes PF respond really pronto,
They tease cross the lake,
Just for fun is my take,
'Cuz they just seem to really want to.

and, last for now

SUGARSPRINKLES

A lady quite outstanding,
Sparkles like sunshine shining,
Always a super great friend,
To her big ol' hugs do I send,
Now that's what I call devine ... er ... ing. :D

awww...shucks DB...thank ya! :D

;)

well done to DB!! thank you for opening the games... come on coaster, aqua, tess and everyone else... lets wax lyrical.

(and thank you for getting from a big fat zero replies too!!)

There was a guy named Aqua,
and no, he's not from Nicaragua,
An extremely good guy,
Makes the Pixie gals sigh,
Wishing they were with him in Managua.

A beautiful gal named Salacious,
Can sometimes be quite bodacious,
She spars with the best,
Puts the guys to a test,
And makes them act quite outrageous.

Wow, DB...how sweet! :)

(Somehow, I suspected DB would be excellent in this thread.) ;)

That sexy gal named Sharni,
Is not Irish, nor from ol' Kilarney,
Instead from down under,
She's awake while we slumber,
And that, my friends, ain't no blarney!

Pride rose like it was bread leaven,
On a day very close to heaven,
The score was 2 to 1,
Cheered DM, a Scottish son,
At Wembly in seventy seven,

Winston is really a "must!"
His posting is never a bust,
At the games he posts a reply,
Then the gals, who never are shy,
Respond with a moment of lust.

Where is Pantyfanatic,
He makes the gals so ecstatic,
"The Thinker," he uses,
But never abuses,
It simply stretches the elastic. :eek:

*bump*

I once had a friend named Coaster
Who made great pictures into posters
He loved women and wine
And landscapes so fine
Yet never was called a boaster.

Jseal listens to musical scores
From Mozart to Bach to some more
And he does it while posting,
New counts he's demoting,
And for him that's no major chore.

WildIrish, well, he's the man,
Green beer in right and left hands,
And he does it while pleasing
The ewes in the evening,
Who in front of him they gladly stand. :eek: