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~DISCLAIMER~

I don't get to "Smut Games" very often so I prolly have no right starting this thread...but I think it could be fun for everyone even if I don't get back here enough to find out. If it sucks pond water...just let it go into the archives or a mod can delete it. I hear this game on a radio talk show that I listen to daily, and each time I hear it I think it might work here. They call it "F", Marry, Kill because they can't say fuck on the radio...lol!

~THE GAME~

Name three famous people (dead or alive) of the same status and sex...ie: all scientists, all actors, all politicians...etc...and all three have to be either male or female. The next person has to say which one they would fuck, which one they would marry, and which one they would kill. Each action HAS to be used and a short synopsis of why should be posted. Don't take it so seriously in that [we] might think you'd actually kill someone...it's just a game of elimination. After you have answered...post three more names for the next person. Got it? It's pretty simple actually...and I'll get it started with an example...

Sammy Haggar
Steven Tyler
Mick Jaggar

*LixyChick comes into thread*

Steven Tyler...I'd fuck because I NEED to fuck that man before I die!

Sammy Haggar...I'd marry so I could go on tour with Van Halen and meet Eddie and Wolfgang (<---method to my madness)!

Mick Jaggar...I'd kill because...well, that's pretty self explainitory...lol!

*Barbara Bush
*Hillary Clinton
*Roselyn Carter






OK...have at it! Hope it's fun!

*Barbara Bush - kill.... because of her bad taste in men and the moral fiber that is missing from her offspring

*Hillary Clinton - fuck, I'm guessing she would be pretty aggressive in bed and given the other two choices ;)

*Roselyn Carter - marry - this woman is a saint

Next:

Simon Cowell
Rubin Stutters
Kasey Cassem (spelling)

Fuck...Simon Cowell because he needs to have the hate fucked outta him!

Marry...Kasey because he might die soon and I'd be rid of him.

Kill...Rubin because he's an ok singer but not all that and a bag of chips!


*Tom Cruise
*Sean Connery
*Vin Diesal

Ain't touching that damn list but wishin' the hell I was Steven Tyler. Dayummmmm.

I'd fuck Sean because YOU KNOW he's wicked in the bedroom.

Man, I want to kill both the other guys but I guess I'll marry Tom because I know I could have my own life and lots of money because he'd be chasing guys with me.

Vie should die to prevent more movies with him in them!


Marlon Brando
Humphrey Bogart
Carey Grant

Marlon Brando
Humphrey Bogart
Carey Grant


I would kill Marlon Brando. (Although I don't have to do that now)

I would fuck Humphrey Bogart, he was hot

I would marry Carey Grant, I adored his movies as a kid.




Something for the guy.

Julia Roberts
Katherine Zeta Jones
Meg Ryan

Marry Julia Roberts
Fuck Meg Ryan
and Eat Katherine Zeta Jones till she disappears...that's sort of killin' ain't it?

Robin Williams
Johnny Depp
Brad Pitt

Fuck Johnny Depp, he is yummy but a little strange for the long term.

Marry Brad Pitt, he is just perfect

Kill Robin Williams, way to hyper for me




Oprah
Martha Stewart
Katie Curic

Marry Katie
Fuck Oprah
Kill Martha, sorry Hon... can't handle the 'tude

George Clooney
Harrison Ford
Tim McGraw

Fuck George Clooney, yummmmy
Marry Harrison Ford, just decent and sexy
Kill Tim McGraw, I don't like country music



Brittney Spears
Christina Augulara (sp?)
Jessica Simpson

would it count if I marry all of them and fucked them to death¿

Cher
Shakira
JLo

Gees......... this is a tough one!

Kill Cher......... Cause her voice is like fingernails across a blackboard to me...... and I can't imagine fucking her cause she might start to sing!

Marry JLo...... cause i know she says yes to everyone..... and I can't imagine sticking it in someone that P Diddy did!

So I guess I'm Fucking Shakira!!!



Halle Berry
Gretchen Wilson
Alanis Morrisette

fuck~ in her cat costume with the whip

dunno who that is

kill~ whiner



Antonio Banderas

Mike Myers

Eddie Murphy