I'm so horny....!
finish this sentence. I will go first.
I'm so horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe around me. |
I'm so horny I would be willing to do whatever he wanted. :D
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I'm so horny that when I heard somebody ask about when the rubber meets the road, I checked to see if it had slipped off.
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I'm so horny I just broke the zipper on my jeans
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Im so horny I helped him break the zipper. :D
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I'm so horny I could hammer nails with my dick!
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I'm so horny, I've gone through a box a Kleenex just for practice. :)
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I'm so horny I have soaked three pairs of panties so far. :lust:
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Is this like a variant of "It's been so long since I've had sex...." ????
LMAO. 'Cause I'm REALLY good at that one. Just give it a try..... "It's been so long since I've had sex that I'm afraid I'm frozen shut." |
Im so horney that even the pillows on my bed are starting to look interesting
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I'm so horny the cat ran away.
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I'm so horny I'm considering changing this afternoon's event from Osuche's Open House to "Open Osuche"
:hot: LMAO |
I'm so horny that I'm even willing to give Stud a :bj:
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i'm so horny my cock will explode like a nuclear bomb
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I'm so honry I keep knocking over the lamp with it.
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