I'm so horny, my pants are getting a hole worn through in front. :eek:

I'm so horny I think I will take a shower with my detachable showerhead.

I'm so horny I can rent my dick out as a jackhummer.

I am so horny I would like to be pounded like its a jackhammer. :D

I am so horny the turkey is starting to look good. :yikes:

I'm so horny I can do push-ups with no hands.

I'm so horny that the blanket's being held too high to see the television screen.

I'm so horny the alligators are hiding from me.

i'm so horny i started playing smut games in search of releif!

I'm so horny I cant get a job on a sheep farm

I'm so horny I keep putting the washing machine on spin cycle.

I'm so horny I keep watching her^^ do the wash.

I'm so horny I am thinking this beer bottle I have would make a good sex toy.

I'm so horny I'm going to buy her^^ some more beer :drool:

I'm so horny my left hand is giving my right hand the finger ... and the right hand is smiling. :eek: