Lies! All lies!
Tell us a blatant lie! It can be about yourself, but doesn't have to be.
I'm teaching Bill Gates the finer points of rope bondage. |
PantyFanatic is my favourite Pixie.
Ahahaha, someone try to top that one! |
I'm shy and rarely speak my mind ;)
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I think anal sex is a tremendously deplorable act and can't imagine anyone deriving any sort of enjoyment from the practice. Furthermore, I can't imagine how anyone could even get aroused by looking at a person's rear end.
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I got laid today.
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I'm SOOOO pleased that Steph got here before I did. :D
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That ought to do it. :grin: |
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Steph, how 'bout... ...I'm not mushy--at all. :rofl: |
ROFLMFAO You guys are hee-larry-us!
except that PF dude |
I just won the lottery!
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I have the patience of a saint :D
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I have been nominated for sainthood
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I never upset anyone *L*
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My life is a total success.
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I'm pure angel
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I never correct others.
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I like being corrected :D
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I hate using a paddle.
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I'm in the middle of a fantastic orgy.
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I *never* worry. :grin:
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I am a flaming liberal.
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Mushrooms are great on *everything.*
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I hardly ever think of sex.
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My children never irritate me.
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Reptiles give me the creeps.
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I can live just fine without love.
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I just love being over-analyzed
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I prefer cats.
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I never go into bitch mode and snap at anyone
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I never argue.
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I'm a virgin
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I never get depressed.
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I'm having dinner at an exclusive restaurant tonight.
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I call my mother every day, just 'cause I miss her. ;)
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I wish all those dancing girls from Chicago would quit coming into our home to entertain me.
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(OMG, LOL! This is the best thread!) :grin:
I am voice instructor to the stars. :D |
I think I hear that big yellow one overhead saying something now. :D
I think it said something like, "Keep the air on, dude!" |
My leg fell off this morning..........it's almost fully grown back now though
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Lil and I are actually the same person.
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I am a size 14
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I believe that George W Bush is the best president this nation has ever had!
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