I'm convinced that when, not if, teleportation becomes possible...it will be a Pixie's name on the patent. :roflmao:

My sweetie's name is on a patent application currently. Unfortunately, it's not for a teleporter. :D

I kept my high heels and belt on while we were at it last night. It was SO HOT!

Me, horny again? No...

The power has gone out here three times in the last half hour. The ice and wind don't appear to be letting up any so I'm thinking this isn't going to be a fun evening. :mad:

being mad won't help:p:D...get yourself ready.. grab a flashlight, lots o' blankets, a good book and ride it out with a smile

wyndhy broke my flashlight the other day while playing smut games with me. She broke it over my head. It was a really cool one shaped like a bottle of malt vinegar from Long John Silver's. :rofl:



Or did you mean you wanted me to ride the flashlight out with a smile on my face? :hot:

iowaman left me to die alone...a loser...so technically, i gave him no such advice. i'm dead. :p

I would take it back if I could wyndhy. :nod:

not a chance! it was fun. :D

I have been out whoring around on Pixies today.

i went rock climbing with Burt Reynolds but you didn't hear that from me

i think that's wonderful.
















whore. :p:D

really?

i mean, that's interesting.

i mean, who?
:D

I'm still a bit giddy from last night's drunk.

I just opened this Frascati, Fontina Candida and the name gives me the giggles.