If I could I would get a loan for a house.

If I could, I'd make raises for politicians go up or down based on the economy's performance for the previous year limited to the growth/slippage of wages in the private sector.

If I could I would have politicians live by the laws they create.

^^^^^ RIGHT ON!

If I could, I'd move out of Illinois! :(

If I could I would be able to have a pixie give me her trust.

If I could, I would love to bring harmony to our nation.

If I could I would like to try having money to make me happy.

If I could, I wish the TV would keep commercials from being louder than the shows. :(

If I could I would have commercials be at the end of a TV show.