I want something I can't have.
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I'm going to stay up all night
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It's suppose to snow today.
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The humidity is way, way down from yesterday.
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I hate margarita's
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My son never antagonizes me.
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I'm sure glad that the fast food places have removed the calories and cholesterol from their food.
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I was able to sleep in this morning.
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I'm glad only honest politicians get elected.
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Its so cool that i'm sleeping now!
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I wonder why I can't walk through a store without the ladies groping, grabbing and attacking me.
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I'd love to move back home to Kentucky. :D
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I'd like to have my salary reduced.
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I think I could survive quite well without air conditioning.
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I was thinking I should give up my car for hitchhiking.
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This is not a very special day for me.
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(Have a happy ... er ... non-special day! :D)
The snow is really piling up outside. |
The sound of little boys fighting is music to my ears.
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Isn't it amazing how spilling your coffee can brighten a morning?
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I'm NOT hungry.
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I think I'll stay up all night so I'll be good and tired for work.
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It sure has been fun at work today.
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It sure hasn't been a stressful day today.
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I hate that I have to stay at home with my brats.
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When Antonio gets home from work, I'll greet him wearing nothing but my see-thru apron and high heels, and serve him his favorite icy beverage :blink:
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I love walking all over the downtown area in this heat.
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I'm feeling healthy and fit
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My name is Antonio.
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Nice to meet you, Mr. Banderas. :wave: I grew up a sharecropper's daughter. |
And I was a coal miner's daughter. :D
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I slammed my penis in the car door this morning.
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(OMG, OOOWWWWW! That's painful to think about even if it's NOT true!)
<---hates receiving oral sex, personally. |
I am not laughing at WI^^^
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That did not just make me cringe and bring tears to my eyes. |
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Boy, that's a painful lie ... and here I thought stirring hot coffee with mine was bad. :eek: |
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(We didn't allow that when I worked at Arby's. :grin: ) I couldn't survive on Beef & Cheddars. |
I'm thinking of suggesting the priesthood to WI.
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I sure wish my secretary would stay all friggin night!
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I think i'd make a great Nun
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That's why I go to Steak and Shake. :D |
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